so i opened my fucking oven today, to see this gooey cheesey shit and i was like - who the fuck left cheese in the fucking oven? then i fucking looked into it anDIT WASNT FUCKING CHEESE TI WAS FUCKING KNIFE, THERE WA SA FUCKING KNIFE MELTING IN MY FUCKING OVEN ThAT MELTED SHIT AINT FUCKING CHEESE THATS THE FUCKIN MELTED HANDLE
UGH WHAT AM I SUPPSOED TO DO WITH A FUCKING MELTED KNIFE CHESE FUCKING THING GOD I AHTE EVERYOME
ITFUCKING DRIED WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS BROKEASS FUCKIN CCHEESE KNIFE THING THIS ISA FLAT FUCKING HANDLE I CANT CUT WITH A FLAT HANDLE FFUCKF SHIT FUCKING COCKSUCKINGFUCKC
You should try living up to your url more “Mister Sunny”
JUAN, I WILL COME TO YOUR HOME AND STAB YOU IN THE FACE WITH THIS FUCKING CHEESE KNIFE.
im sorry that was totally uncalled for im just really passionate about this knife
Reblog if you’d care If I died.
Plot Twist: All of the sudden your RP partners show up at your house and attack you with hugs and cuddles
Nervous bout this.
1: Real (first) Name?
2: Current crush!?
4: How tall am I?
5: Relationship status?
6: Girls I trust?
7: Boys I trust?
9: Current mood?
10: how many followers?
12: Who I miss?
13: Who I last hugged?
14: Who understands me?
15: Someone who is always there for me:
16: Last Text?
17: someone you cry to?
18: Who makes me laugh the most?
19: Who I do the craziest stuff with?
20: Who makes me smile?
21: What am i listening to?
22: Turn on’s?
23: Turn offs?
26: Second confession?
27: What I hate?
28: Last person to give you butterflies?
Anyone who reblogs this will have a little homestuck doodle based on their url in their Inbox. I will stop at 2,000 notes.
THERE IS A TUMBLR VIRUS GOING AROUND AT THE MOMENT.
DO NOT CLICK THE VIDEO LINK ON THE WEIRD POSTS. DON’T. IT WILL HIJACK YOUR TUMBLR ACCOUNT.
REBLOG TO SPREAD THE WORD, PLEASE.
Reblog if you’re the weird friend.
DID YOU SEE IT
I can’t get over the part I thought I saw a pony tail at