No thank you.
i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said
“now all of china knows you’re queer”
please deliver this reply to your mother:
she laughed so hard i think she exploded
hey lets play how hot is that character
Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Hot | Sexy | LORD MERCY
AND FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER IN CINEMA HISTORY AN AMERICAN MADE MOVIE SWAPS FANATICAL PATRIOTISM FOR BASIC HUMAN DECENCY EVEN THOUGH THE MOVIE ITSELF IS CALLED CAPTAIN AMERICA AND IT DOESN’T GET ANY MORE PATRIOTIC THAN THAT BUT MARVEL CHOSE A DIFFERENT PATH AND I’M THANKFUL FOR THAT pardon my capslock
I think that’s what’s so great about Steve. That he is what we as a country can only aspire to be. Kind of like how Superman inspires the human race, Captain America inspires his country to be better.
oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE
All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.
i keep watching this video
- one bad test grade does not mean a failed class.
- an unhealthy meal does not make you unhealthy.
- one unkind remark does not make you a bad person.
- one cut, one binge, one purge, one fix does not mean being clean is hopeless.
- one mistake does not make you a failure.
- one million mistakes do not make you a failure.
Reblogging this because I need this.
I JUST PEED MYSELF
THE AUDIO IS EXACTL HOW I READ THAT OMFG
I just died a bit
only a bit
I forgot to plug my earphones in and I played this. Needless to say I have scared many people in the library.
MY MOM SPILLED HER DRINK ALL OVER HERSELF BECAUSE I PLAYED THIS WITHOUT HEADPHONES HOLY SHIT
IM DYING OHMYGOD
In gonna need more than 150,000 post from you lazy sons of bitches!!! ASAP
all of these are beautiful
I may not follow Homestuck, but this is pretty damn hilarious.
i follow homestuck and this is fucking hilarious
IT’S THE FUCKING TREASURE
I think I’m in love with her now.
I don’t understand this fandom.
why am i laughing so hard!?
I just…. I can’t deal with this anymore… someone feed e a fetus please
♛: my “FOREVER” pairing
♔: my “sometimes” pairing (if i’m in the mood)
旦: my “friends-with-benefits” pairing
☆: my “adele” pairing (“WE COULD HAVE HAD IT AAAAAALL”)
☁: my “angst” pairing
✖: my “hate sex” pairing
۞: my “working on it” pairing
ℨ: my favorite threesome
☄: my “crack” pairing